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oldtimefamilybaseball:

Thanks to Leslie Knope and her insane need for holidays on last night’s episode of Parks and Recreation, I have a new favorite holiday to celebrate. That’s right, every November 16th is Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate day which allows us, as a united nation, to say things like: 
“If you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys bopping.” - Dave Parker
“To me, baseball has always been a reflection of life. Like life, it adjusts. It survives everything.” - Willie Stargell
“The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I  was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate.” - Dock Ellis 
“Errors are part of my game. One night in Pittsburgh, 30,000 fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.” - Dick Stuart
“Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop cussing.” - Honus Wagner

“I’m going into Operation Shutdown.” - Derek Bell
“Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don’t, then you are wasting your time on Earth.” - Roberto Clemente
 

the convergence of two of the things I love most in this world

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Thanks to Leslie Knope and her insane need for holidays on last night’s episode of Parks and Recreation, I have a new favorite holiday to celebrate. That’s right, every November 16th is Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate day which allows us, as a united nation, to say things like: 

“If you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys bopping.” - Dave Parker

“To me, baseball has always been a reflection of life. Like life, it adjusts. It survives everything.” - Willie Stargell

“The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I  was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate.”Dock Ellis 

“Errors are part of my game. One night in Pittsburgh, 30,000 fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.” - Dick Stuart

“Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop cussing.” - Honus Wagner

“I’m going into Operation Shutdown.” - Derek Bell

“Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don’t, then you are wasting your time on Earth.” - Roberto Clemente

 

the convergence of two of the things I love most in this world

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toewslake:

Tessa Bonhomme on Jenn Wakefield’s amazing shootout move against the US on April 2nd, 2013.

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dat pirates hat/dat face

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rosetherobotninja:

hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

 

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Archibald the Asparagus: the original social justice blogger.

you guys i can recite this shit from memory oh my god

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